El Alucinado
José Alfredo Valenzuela Parra
The Delirious One
I caught a whiff of green mustard
And they were burning the kids
I said: Guys, give me a hit
It's been a while since I’ve partaken
I took about 20 hits
And soon I started seeing visions
I saw a tree right in front
I said: Run, the cops are coming
We ran in every direction
We thought they were soldiers
We were freaking out
We dropped down flat
With our asses in our hands
All scared shitless
Looking for any place
To hide ourselves
Some were climbing the fences
Like Spider-Man
They jumped over easily
'Cause there's tricks for everything
I grabbed a bike
And pedaled home
Fast and furious
Thinking: Let’s see if they catch me
And let it out, buddy
To be even, right?
I got home super scared
I said: Mom, I’m in a hurry
Open the door, the thugs are coming
They’re after me, they’re looking for me
My mom was getting worried
But she saw me and quickly
Knew what was going on
She knew I was tripping
Dude, don’t be a liar
Your eyes are all red
I’m not falling for it
You’re looking all messed up
Weren’t you supposed to be clean?
All the money I’ve spent
In all those damn places
To see you better
The next morning early
A crew came for me
It was the ride
That my mom had called
They grabbed me by the legs
Threw me in the car
And in that damn kidnapper van
I was all marked up
And say no to drugs, cousin
Better safe than sorry.