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And the world is made for everyone
who is born must live
so defend the skinny woman
that the fat one I will defend (2x)

Skinny woman leaves the house
with legs like sticks
when she walks down the street
all you hear is shouting
the kids screaming
there goes Olive Oyl

And you see the fat woman
looks like a balloon
when she sits on a chair
it's an ugly situation
the chair can't handle it
her butt is on the ground

And the world is made for everyone
who is born must live
so defend the skinny woman
that the fat one I will defend

Who sleeps with the fat woman
only wakes up excited
who sleeps with a skinny woman
only wakes up haunted
thinking it's a skeleton
sleeping by your side

the fat woman at the beach
people say oh how ugly
wearing a tight bikini
when she lies on the sand
people keep saying
whose whale is that

And the world is made for everyone
who is born must live
so defend the skinny woman
that the fat one I will defend

you see the skinny woman
as thin as a board
because she's skinny it's easy
to catch any cold
and people only call her
skewer to turn into tripe

and the poor fat woman
looks like a raft
even to go to the bathroom
the poor thing is clumsy
when she sits on the toilet seat
she breaks the lid

And the world is made for everyone
who is born must live
so defend the skinny woman
that the fat one I will defend

there are skinny women who think
they're from another planet
big nose, thin chin
mouth like a drawer
when she smiles it looks
like she's making a face

And the world is made for everyone
who is born must live
so defend the skinny woman
that the fat one I will defend

the boy saw two fat people
sitting at the restaurant
he said mom like this
look at those giants
in our street arrived
a couple of elephants

And the world is made for everyone
who is born must live
so defend the skinny woman
that the fat one I will defend