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The mother-in-law is happy today is her birthday and since she is so good I bring her gift

I'm going to give her a brand new porch with air conditioning and stereo but without brakes, and to keep her entertained I'll give her tickets with one-way and no return to an island or a desert

The mother-in-law is happy today is her birthday and since she is so good I bring her gift

I'll give her chamomile with 14 aspirins so when she falls asleep she won't wake up for 7 days, I'll take her to the beach, put her on my boat and if the shark wants her, it can keep the boat

Oh dear mother-in-law

How lovely is my mother-in-law, to me she's like a mother but may God forgive me, she's a pain of a mother

Just kidding, dear mother-in-law, I love you from afar, what do you think?

Let's see... Raise your hand if you love your mother-in-law

Alright, let's dedicate this little chorus to all of them and it goes like this: on the count of 4, okay? 1 2 3:

Long live the mother-in-law but where I can't see her
Oh, how lovely is my mother-in-law, makes me want to send her to Vienna

I'll light a candle to Saint Rose to protect me from my mother-in-law night and day and I'll make a promise to all the saints to muzzle her so my mother-in-law doesn't talk so much

The mother-in-law is happy today is her birthday and since she is so good I bring her gift