El Primo

I have a cousin, Baldemiro
And I don't know how to describe him
I have a cousin, Baldemiro
And I don't know how to describe him
I have a cousin, Baldemiro
Who gets toasted by a May sun
I have a cousin, Baldemiro
Who gets toasted by a May sun
Who drives in reverse
Who is a poet and sculptor
Who cooks without a recipe
Everything he wants and more

I have a cousin, Baldemiro
Who now dreams of being a congressman
I have a cousin, Baldemiro
Who now dreams of being a congressman
I have a cousin, Baldemiro
Who gets stuck like a craps table
But I have a cousin, Baldemiro
Who gets stuck like a craps table
Who is a jurist, graduate
Surgeon and good actor
Salaried journalist
Everything he wants and more

[Improv.]

I have a cousin...
Who knows Michael Jordan and is an actor
Who breathes underwater and is a painter
Who is a sociologist and pilot of a plane
I have a cousin, listen to what I said
That I don't want to repeat it anymore

Who drives in reverse
Who is a poet and sculptor
Who cooks without a recipe
Everything he wants and more

I have a cousin...
Who dresses in De La Renta wholesale
Who is stronger than Sylvester Stallone
Who is a jurist, surgeon, and good singer
I have a cousin, listen to what I said
That I don't want to repeat it anymore

Who has climbed Pico Duarte
Who is an athlete and champion
Who dives without a tank
Everything he wants
I have a cousin, eh...

Who is a jurist, graduate
Surgeon and good actor
Salaried journalist
Everything he wants and more

I have a cousin...
Who breathes underwater and is a doctor
Knocks on the door and says he plays the trombone
Who is a singer, baseball player, and boxer
I have a cousin, listen to what I said
That I don't want to repeat it anymore