Tello Rap

I'm gonna buy something for lunch.
My stomach growls, my belly rumbles, I want a roast with lots of bell pepper.
I'm thinking about vegetables but they're too tough.
I'm thinking about chicken and a roll to clean my butt.
I arrive at the butcher shop, on the go I say give me chitterlings
And a bit of ground meat.
She puts everything in a bag and I head towards the cashier,
I'm very calm, I sense danger, and that's when I remember
The stench of goat from the monkey that bothers everyone, that everyone complains about,
That dirty bald guy stinks. Yeee
It's 20 with 60, the Chinese lady tells me, I run off adrift, I have to go to the kitchen.
I can't take it anymore, I have to go to the bathroom to take a dump
And that's when the story of this rotten meat begins, suicidal meat,
That bothers everyone every day and shits expired milk
Yeee it's rotten meat
Because by magic food comes to life, it tells me my name is Tello and I'm ground meat
You... who wanted to cook me, now you'll pay with my bleach breath
I tell her I know taekwondo and I'll stick it deep, I tell her don't act smart, because I'll take off my underwear and kill you with a breath
I know you lack salt, but it's not worth crying Tello rap yeee
I ask for help from my friend Castaño, I haven't seen him in a long time and he turned black over the years.
He knows the formula to defeat this fast food that shits meat among the tombstones
With a little yeast and a little water, the black man creates divine bread, it's the bread of destiny...