No Soy Un Bastricboy

Every time I look at you, you are watching the television,
and if I hold your hand, you change the channel.
And you spend the day sitting, watching the children sing and dance,
how they talk, in English, and me, who does nothing else,
but make songs for you, I'm going to tell you how bad you are,
I'm going to tell you what you want.

What you want is an Enrique Iglesias,
who sings to you at night, and does tricks for you.
What you want is a guy like MacGyver,
who fixes the washing machine with 2 cables and a gum.

I'm not a bastard boy, nor a Madelman, I'm not an Arganboy, I'm just a normal guy.

What you want is a Gustavo Adolfo Bécquer,
who writes you poems and tells you how beautiful you are.
What you want is a Jean-Claude Van Damme,
who knows how to open his legs and saves you from all evils.

I'm not a bastard boy, nor a Madelman, I'm not an Arganboy, I'm just a normal guy.
I'm not a bastard boy, nor a Madelman, I'm not an Arganboy, I'm just Juan's son.

And you, who spend your days watching music videos on TV,
I'm going to tell you how bad you are, I'm going to tell you what you want.

What you want is a Transformer robot,
who does what you say and always agrees,
what you want is to have it like Lequio,
so you can jump rope and tie sailor knots.

I'm not a bastard boy, nor a Madelman, I'm not an Arganboy, I'm just a normal guy.
I'm not a bastard boy, nor a Madelman, I'm not an Arganboy, I'm just Juan's son.

Oh, the mother who gave birth to me, who made me fall in love with you,
who only likes handsome boys, with blue eyes and I'm darker than the night.