Les Bêtises

I ate all the chocolate
I smoked all the Craven A
And since you still weren't here
I drank all the Rum Coke
I took apart all your paintings
I cut up all your curtains
Tore up all your beautiful photos
That you hid in your office

Shouldn't have left me, you see
The result is beautiful
I do nothing but nonsense
Nonsense when you're not here

I dismantled the dresser
I spread the glue everywhere
Since you still hadn't come back
I chopped everything finely
I burned the beautiful carpet
I sawed the feet of the bed
Unstitched all your nice clothes
And set fire to the wardrobe

Shouldn't have left me, you see
The result is beautiful
I do nothing but nonsense
Nonsense when you're not here
Shouldn't have broken my heart
Left me without babysitting
I do nothing but nonsense
Nonsense when my eyes cry

I knocked over all the trash cans
I looted all your beautiful dishes
Wait, that's not quite all
I also spent all your money