La Vecina

Oh
The tragedies that happen to us
Are entirely our fault
The neighbor from across the street
Decided to cross the road
Out of laziness to go to the bridge
She was hit by a Volkswagen
Oh, now she's the limping neighbor
It was entirely her fault

She blamed destiny
Went to find a witch (ha)
The witch cast a spell on her
Emptied her pockets
Oh, now she has nothing for lunch
It was entirely her fault

She went to sell her kisses
At Nariño's house
In exchange for a few pesos
She gave her affection
Oh, now she's the neighbor whore
It was entirely her fault

She got very sick
Her life ended
According to the results
The neighbor has AIDS
Oh, now she's the deceased neighbor
It was entirely her fault (repeat x8)
Entirely, entirely her fault