Cristina

Hey
I have a hot little girl, real nice
But spoiled like no other
Christina

I have a girl named Christina
She's hot, real cute, looks real fine
Always tight like a sardine can
This ain't no flan nor gelatin

Feel the boom boom when the puppet walks
Passes by the block and the corner rumbles
Leaves a disaster zone like Katrina
Super mega exaggerated, from head to toe

No one knows what's behind the curtain
Hot and loose, like in a whirl
Daddy and mommy can't even imagine
But I'm gonna tell you the things she loves

The parties, the fun, everything that's in style
Honeymoon without a wedding, liquor with soda
That Christina is really everywhere
But I can't, mommy, I can't

I'm the chick that drives you crazy
That blows your mind and makes you enjoy
She likes it in the kitchen, on the couch, on the roof, from behind
The car's hood and in the carport

Oh, let me tell you what Christina's up to
She regrets and sings like a swallow
Oh, let me tell you what Christina's up to
In the speaker alone, but he licks her to death

She discriminates, squeezes you like a Chinese mandarin
In her group, she's the one who rules
Bumper to bumper, she exterminates them
And she's jumped on all the neighbors' husbands

Famous in Cupey, Hato Rey, in Cataño
Bayamon, in Ponce and in Carolina
Followed her godmother's steps
And now she's crazier than the hens

I'm the chick that drives you crazy
That blows your mind and makes you enjoy
She likes it in the kitchen, on the couch, on the roof, from behind
The car's hood and in the carport

Oh, let me tell you what Christina's up to
She gets excited and sings like a swallow
Oh, let me tell you what Christina's up to
In the speaker alone, but he licks her to death

Christina, I have to leave you
But I can't
I feel like I'm gonna die
It's 'cause you do it so damn good

Christina, I have to leave you
But I can't
I feel like I'm gonna die
It's 'cause you do it so damn good

Here comes the fruit of all flavors
I bring the papaya you like
Put the banana in my blender
This little smoothie is gonna make you happy

Suck gently, don't raise your sugar
Drink it all, you won't regret it
And more to give you fruit
And if you don't try it, you'll regret it (oh, oh, oh)

Combine aspirin, codeine, insulin
Cocaine, heroin, in Juanito who walks
Nicotine, amphetamine, carbine gunpowder
Vitamin everything that ends in ine

Listen, buddy, what do you think
I tickle her and she pees from laughter
Watch out

I'm the chick that drives you crazy
That blows your mind and makes you enjoy
She likes it in the kitchen, on the couch, on the roof, from behind
The car's hood and in the carport

Oh, let me tell you what Christina's up to
She regrets and sings like a swallow
Oh, let me tell you what Christina's up to
In the speaker alone, but he licks her to death

Christina, I have to leave you
But I can't
I feel like I'm gonna die
It's 'cause you do it so damn good

Christina, I have to leave you
But I can't
I feel like I'm gonna die
It's 'cause you do it so damn good

Oh, let me tell you what Christina's up to
In the bars, Christina is deep
Oh, let me tell you what she's up to
At the beach, Christina is deep

Oh, let me tell you what Christina's up to
At home, Christina is deep
Oh, let me tell you what she's up to
And she spends all her days there

Christina
Oh, watch out
This Christina is deep everywhere, you know
Grinding the buckle
You know
The voltage