El Tontolaba Ke Llamó a La Puerta

It was your birthday party
I don’t know why you invited me
Everyone was laughing at me
For being short, for my nose
For having a wart right here
Everyone was laughing at me.

You had been really bad
And I was gonna kill you
You had been really bad
And I was gonna kill you.
The whole mess was over
I hid behind a chair
While you were showing everyone out
I was looking for the murder weapon
I grabbed a knife from the kitchen
And I hid behind a curtain.

You had been really bad
And I was gonna kill you
You had been really bad
And I was gonna kill you.
You were walking down the hall
I was already raising my knife
You’re four steps from the kitchen
The moment is near
When in my mind I already saw you dead
Someone knocked on the door.

You had been really bad
And I was gonna kill you
You had been really bad
And I was gonna kill you.

It turned out to be an old friend
And you left with him after grabbing your coat.
You left me standing there
With a freshly sharpened knife
I lost the best chance
I could have had to kill you.
You had been really bad
And I was gonna kill you
You had been really bad
And I was gonna kill you.

And when in my mind I already saw you dead
That idiot knocked on the door
And I had to leave
I’ll come back another day
I couldn’t kill you
Because of such a stupid thing.
That idiot knocked on the door, and I couldn’t kill you.