El Aborto De La Gallina
Manolo Kabezabolo
The Chicken's Abortion
The surveys can't be more alarming
we've never had a case like this before
I don't know where we'll end up
every chicken wants to abort.
And what do you think
about the chicken's abortion.
Approving it would be chaos for the economy
the prices of tortillas would increase
we couldn't eat potato tortilla
or anything like that
no fried eggs, no soft-boiled eggs
or scrambled eggs.
And what do you think
about the chicken's abortion.
We have proposed they use
the contraceptive pill
they have responded with a resounding no
the problem is slipping through our fingers
even the roosters don't want to use condoms.
And what do you think
about the chicken's abortion.
Approving it would be fatal
every animal would want equality
if this wasn't chaos, it wouldn't take long to become it
if sheep, cows, and pigs wanted to abort.
And what do you think
about the chicken's abortion.