No komas keso en exzeso

Drip, drip, drip, drip, drip
drip, drip, drop, drop, drop (x2)
Because your breath will smell
no one will give you a kiss
and, besides,
it will make you gain weight (x2)
So that's why, so that's why, ooooh!
Don't eat too much cheese (x2)

Even if one day they come
and put you in jail
even if you're traveling
on a damn express train (x2)

So that's why...

Don't overthink
how you're going
to occupy the congress (x2)

So that's why...