Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls) - Estranhagedon

Nice to meet you, pleasure to meet you
Around here, everyone calls me Bill Cipher
There's something I do want to tell you
You're the chosen one, I like you

I can give you all the knowledge of this whole world (whole)
In exchange, I just ask for one little thing to seal the deal
(Your body!)

A world so flat, with flat minds and flat dreams
Get ready, I'm going to tell a story, this happened many years ago (hey, hey)
Every day Bill Cipher, bored with everything around him
Decided to free his dimension
(Turning it to dust!)

So I wandered until I reached the realm of nightmares
How amazing this place is! But there's a flaw
So much inconsistency will make it self-destruct
But I can calm down because the prophecy says

An interdimensional world
I am the one who will unite the material world
Thanks to the abnormal level of weirdness
Existing in Gravity Falls

And the journals warn: Beware of a creature
Different from what you think, your mind is not safe
Dipper and Mabel, so clever
Know, everything will change!
A world that is so perfect, let me introduce you!

This is Weirdmageddon!
A summer of mysteries in this town!
This is Weirdmageddon!
Did you notice a drop in gravity?

And there are eyes everywhere
Following you, watching
So just come with Bill Cipher if you want fun!
This is Weirdmageddon!

Eyes that see in the dark
Origin in my sock opera
I'm the cold that sets on fire
The one who didn't have a good ending

Since I don't have access to this world, my power is limited to minds
The boy is going far
I need to stop him urgently

This fissure generated with the opening of the portal
Is what will allow me to reach the material world!

The girl wants this summer to last forever
I can help you! Just give me that little thing
A world that is so perfect
I just didn't tell you
That I am Bill Cipher!
And girl, it was all a lie
(Now this world is mine!)

I've been trapped for so long, which makes the moment beautiful!
Now the gang is all here
Let's destroy this whole world, friends!
Stanford, your presence is welcome!

How about settling an old matter?
Will you stop me? Kid, pay attention!
Your ending, it will be fun

See the chaos everywhere and tell me it's not perfect
This is Weirdmageddon and nothing else can be done!
The forecast: Blood rain! In this city that harbors
So I sit on my throne with faces of agony!

No, damn it!
This won't do!
My power is limited to this place!
Stanford, how do I get out of this place?
So they decided to face me? (Ha)

I won't stop! Even if this damn shack
My magic can't touch, I'll find a way to destroy

All the symbols here are gathered
But I think it's too late for your friends
Stanford now the choice is yours
Will you cooperate or will it be left to the nephews?

And hurry up! Go on, choose!
Your family or your world?
Just shake my hand and it will all be resolved

Good choice!
As agreed... Your nephews are saved!
But this is the end of your world!

This is Weirdmageddon!
A summer of mysteries in this town!
This is Weirdmageddon!
Did you notice a drop in gravity?

And there are eyes everywhere
Following you, watching
So just come with Bill Cipher if you want fun!
This is Weirdmageddon!