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In every family that respects itself
A nun is picked from the rich kids
My auntie nun was a bit out there
She had a crucifix as a dildo and moaned accordingly

That old barn was burning down
And this guy could go put it out
But I had no clue how to put it out
So I wanted to get out of there
And since I didn't care for the firefighters
I said, just give my break to the dog

I had a business dinner with a woman you all know
Chris, our record producer's wife
And she had me wrapped around her finger
Because she had swallowed an overdose of Spanish flies

That old barn was burning down
And this guy could go put it out
But I had no clue how to put it out
So I wanted to get out of there
And since I didn't care for the firefighters
I said, just give my break to the dog

I've not been so active in bed these last few years
So my partner was looking for a good alternative
After she bought a Yorkshire for foreplay
The finale is for me and I find that far-fetched

That old barn was burning down
And this guy could go put it out
But I had no clue how to put it out
So I wanted to get out of there
And since I didn't care for the firefighters
I said, just give my break to the dog