Lo Mejor De Lo Peor

The best smell is that of something new
The best whore who doesn't charge money
The best job is the one I don't do
The best joint is the one I roll in the morning
The best party is the one that never ends
The best nights are the ones I spend with my buddies

The best brand-new white sneakers
The best wise man like no Balthasar
The best food is your grandma's
The best years are the ones you spend in school
My favorite cousin, Marianela
The best friend is the one who comforts you when you cry

The best car is the one that takes you
And the bigger it is, the more whores fit in
The best days are the ones you have left
It doesn't matter if it's sunny, snowy, or rainy
The best home is the one that welcomes you
The best laughs with my cousin and Jorge
The best fat is from my block
And the best highs are the ones that hit you

(Tell me) the best of the worst, ma
(Tell me) the best of the worst, yo
(Tell me) the best of the worst, ma
(Tell me) the best of the worst

(Tell me) the best of the worst, ma
(Tell me) the best of the worst, yo
(Tell me) the best of the worst, ma
(Tell me)

The worst nights are the ones spent in a cell
And the worst highs are the ones I don't enjoy
The worst food, that doesn't exist
And the worst days are the ones I've spent sad
The worst whores are the ones who turn out not to be
The ones who are very quiet, cousin, they lack flavor

The worst friend always agrees with you
And the worst bitch is the one with a heart
The worst sneakers are the ones you can't wear
The worst home is the one you don't have
The worst job is that of a cop
It's a fixed job, a snitch for life

The worst smell is that of a police station
Because too much garbage accumulates
The worst party is the one you get kicked out of
The worst wise men are Melchior and Gaspar

(Tell me) the best of the worst, ma
(Tell me) the best of the worst, yo
(Tell me) the best of the worst, ma
(Tell me) the best of the worst

(Tell me) the best of the worst, ma
(Tell me) the best of the worst, yo
(Tell me) the best of the worst, ma
(Tell me)

The best girls for me are the brunettes
And the best ass is my Lorena's
The best life, of course
Without chains, neither from the police nor from some girl
The best days to steal are when it rains
And the day there's Barça-Madrid on TV

The best days to go out are when it snows
That only catches me old school and some meme
But you know what's best if reggaeton plays
That makes everyone run like a marathon
Here we have everything, Willy killed it
I just want to be a sonnet like Hector Lavoe

(Tell me) the best of the worst, ma
(Tell me) the best of the worst, yo
(Tell me) the best of the worst, ma
(Tell me) the best of the worst

(Tell me) the best of the worst, ma
(Tell me) the best of the worst, yo
(Tell me) the best of the worst, ma
(Tell me)

And the best is getting the best out of the worst
And the best is getting the best out of the worst
And the best is getting the best out of the worst
And the best is getting the best out of the worst