Roast Yourself

The good
Comes in a small package

Kevin, Kevsho, Ketchup
However you prefer to call me
It doesn't matter

Hello! How are you
Here I take your order
How to manage this channel if it's a mess

I'm traveling and I warn you
That I won't upload a video until Sunday
Of next week

I work when I feel like it
Oh! What a boring channel
(I better not follow you anymore)

You're better off reading books
(You were entertaining)
You're short
You don't stop talking

Mother's Day made you viral
Don't think that you
Are special
If with you I learned what yawning is
I am!
The dwarf of false fame
Gaining followers out of nowhere
Pure WhatsApp chain
With a video imitating mom

I am!
The dwarf of false fame
Gaining followers out of nowhere
No matter what your name is
Kevin or Kevsho, the world doesn't care

I'm conceited
And I speak fast
So you don't realize my videos are basic

I'm not viral anymore
What am I going to come up with
I ask the soda to release another commercial

I took advantage of Caeli
I joined Friwey to grow
I kept the subscribers
After that, I never heard from her again

I am!
The dwarf of false fame
Gaining followers out of nowhere
Pure WhatsApp chain
With a video imitating mom

I am!
The dwarf of false fame
Gaining followers out of nowhere
No matter what your name is
Kevin or Kevsho, the world doesn't care

You love Emma
You watched all of Harry Potter
She sent a greeting

She doesn't know any Kevin
She knows nothing about you
Open your eyes, Emma is not for you

You're short
You don't stop talking
Mother's Day made you viral
Don't think that you
Are special
If with you I learned what yawning is

I am!
The dwarf of false fame
Gaining followers out of nowhere
Pure WhatsApp chain
With a video imitating mom

I am!
The dwarf of false fame
Gaining followers out of nowhere
No matter what your name is
Kevsho or Ketchup, the world doesn't care

AHRE! AHRE!
Now you think you're unstoppable
You're a fan of artists just to hang on

AHRE! AHRE!
Your sketches and theories
Only give you views for copying every day

Your Story Times are pure lies
Dosogas took the prize you wanted

But it doesn't matter, everything is fine
We are two million even if you fill me with hate

I am!
The dwarf of false fame
Gaining followers out of nowhere
Pure WhatsApp chain
With a video imitating mom

I am!
The dwarf of false fame
Gaining followers out of nowhere
No matter what your name is
Kevin or Kevsho, the world doesn't care

I'm not a house elf guys!
Don't let fame get to your head
Because 2 years ago you were selling hamburgers hey!