Pac-Man vs Kirby (feat. Miree)

Epic geek rap battles!
Kirby vs Pac-Man
Come on!

Pac-Man
Hey, flip a coin, babe, and I'm here
My fever hasn't passed yet, so another hit is coming
Even those who have never tried a video game know about me
And that's why I came to devour this beat

And by the way to the idiot Kirby
A tacky pet that wants to imitate me
And it ends up being a poorly made fan art of a Jigglypuff
Do you intend to match my lyrics?
With such crazy dreams, it's obvious that you're from dream land, ha!

What do they compare you to me?
Yes, in anatomy and appetite you are similar
But I wear yellow and I have a killer instinct
Because I am
Kirby directed by Tarantino

You are a cousin, I will kill you
That's how things are
The crowd cheers me on
My fame is scandalous
I've been here since 80, I know what you're trying to do
And I've already wiped some pink ghost off the map

Kirby
Oh
What a disappointment, Pac-Man
I thought you would show that you have experience
But with such bad bars
I see your talent is limited to the missing slice of pizza, woo!

Mine is more than enough for me
It's not that I do it on purpose
I'm the biggest rapstar on the planet, popstar. And you?

An old forgotten glory
They loved you before
Now they believe that Pac-Man is an urban legend

I have more fans
I'll give you your last dance
I rap twice as good as you
You can call me 2-pac, man

Your game is very simple, so much so that I don't understand why Namco
He didn't patent it as a loading screen
You know I'm a glutton, and gobbling is my passion
But to you, better not
Because I would absorb your gift

Being the easy target of geeky parodies
Oh well, that and having hepatitis

Pac-Man
Bro, I am a fundamental and decisive pillar
Along with the rest that Tetris has built on the path of games
The whole world admires my sound
And now that you've heard it Waka waka-bar with you, man

I can't stand your kawaii tit face
I'm going to cover it using the meta knight mask
Bye, bye!
Facing the father of the arcade it's game over
You will never leave the second place place holder

Kirby
Mmm, yes
You were doing well in the arcades
But since they add Pixels, you lower the level
You see! We have more in common than you think
My enemy is Dedede, your enemy is 3D

Your saga is not the only one that does not get up
You need power pills to eat Ms. Pac-Man!
And failure for you is like your labyrinth
When you manage to get out
You enter through a different site

Galactus
I was going to devour
An uninhabited planet, located several thousand light years away
But I have noticed your altercation
And now there are two scoops of ice cream for dessert on my menu

There is no stomach capable of matching that of Galactus!
The biggest devourer ever witnessed by Uatu
And you two come from video games? Comedian
Have you seen each other? You look like my balls... Cosmic

Pac-quete, you're all head so you'll know for sure
Now I am you and you are a cherry
And this little ball is moving around in a levitating star? Great!
Another surfer who will be my slut

You want to challenge me, but you are not ready
You're not the Fantastic Four, you're just two frustrated people!
And I devour entire planets and nebulas
But do you think you can beat me? I don't buy that!

I phagocytize you, I destroy myths that would destroy you
I do it because I need your energy
That is why you are all garbage before me, because I exist before you exist
The universe in which your companies exist

And now comes the end for Pac-Man and Kirby
From the hand of the greatest God created by Jack Kirby
You and your simple worlds are going to be my snack
And hopefully I'll shit on you in the next big bang