Pac-Man vs Kirby (feat. Miree)

Epic rap battles of geekdom
Kirby vs Pac-Man
Let’s go

Hey, drop a quarter, babe
And I’m already here
My fever’s still going strong, so here comes another hit
Even those who’ve never played a video game know about me
And that’s why I came to devour this beat
And take down that fool Kirby
A lame pet trying to copy me
And ends up being the bad fan art of a Jigglypuff
You think you can match my lyrics?
With those crazy dreams, it’s clear you’re from Dream Land
Ha!
What do they compare me to you?
Yeah, in anatomy and appetite you’re similar
But I’m rocking yellow and I’ve got a killer instinct
Because I’m
Kirby directed by Tarantino
You’re a cousin, I’ll wipe you out
That’s how it is
The crowd cheers for me
My fame is outrageous
I’ve been here since the 80s, I know what you’re trying
And I’ve already wiped a pink ghost off the map

Wow
What a letdown, Pac-Man
I thought you’d show you’ve got skills
But with those weak bars
I see your talent got stuck in the missing slice of pizza, woo!
With mine, I’ve got more than enough
It’s not that I’m trying
It’s just that I’m the biggest rap star on Planet Popstar
And you?
An old glory forgotten
They used to love you
Now they think the Pac-Man is an urban legend
I’ve got more fans
I’ll give you your last dance
I rap twice as good as you
You can call me 2Pac, man
Your game is so simple, I don’t get why Namco
Didn’t patent it as a loading screen
You know I’m a glutton, and gobbling is my passion
But for you, better not
Because I’d absorb your gift
Being the easy target of geek parodies
Ah, well
That and having hepatitis

Bro
I’m a fundamental and decisive pillar
Along with the rest that Tetris has built on the gaming path
The whole world admires my sound
And now that you’ve heard it
Waka waka-bar with you, man
I can’t stand your kawaii titty face
I’m gonna cover it up using Meta Knight’s mask
Bye, bye!
In front of the arcade father, it’s game over
You’ll never leave the second place holder

Mmm, yeah
In the arcades, you did well
But since they added pixels, you’ve dropped in level
See!
We have more in common than you think
My enemy is Dedede, your enemy is 3D
Your saga isn’t the only one that can’t get up
You need power pills to eat Ms. Pac-Man!
And failure for you is like your maze
When you manage to get out
You enter from a different spot

I was heading to devour
An uninhabited planet, located light-years away
But I noticed your altercation
And now there are two ice cream balls for dessert on my menu
No stomach can match Galactus’s!
The biggest devourer Uatu has ever seen
And you two come from video games? Hilarious
Have you seen yourselves? You look like my cosmic balls...
Pac-Chunk, you’re all head so you’ll know for sure
That now I’m you and you’re a cherry
And this little ball is floating in a levitating star? Awesome
Another surfer who’ll be my little bitch
You want to challenge me, but you’re not ready
You’re not the Fantastic Four, you’re just two frustrated!
And I devour planets and complete nebulas
But what makes you think you can beat me? I won’t buy that!
I’ll gobble you up, I break myths that would destroy you
I do it because I need their energy
That’s why in front of me, you’re all trash, because I existed before you existed
The universe in which your companies exist
And now it’s the end for Pac-Man and Kirby
At the hands of the greatest God created by Jack Kirby
You and your simple worlds are gonna be my snack
And with luck, I’ll shit you out in the next Big Bang.