El Hombre Casado (feat. Carlos Montesquieu y Yay)

Hey man, are you married?
Of course, I’m hitched, how about you?
Yeah, I’m married too
Well, we’re both screwed (Keo)
Go wash the dishes, go mop the floor

Yeah
Go cook, go iron
This is Rockport Espacial 3, yeah
Go wash the dishes, go mop the floor
Go cook, go iron

Yo, go wash, go cook
The married man’s just a homebody, nothing more
He doesn’t talk, doesn’t look, can’t even touch
If the wife catches him, he’s on cleaning duty

From home to work, head down low
And if he talks to someone, they better be plain
Not a stunner, not a pretty face
And don’t you dare talk if she’s a young lady

The married man’s no good
No good
The married man’s no good
No good
The married man’s no good
Ha
The married man’s no good

The married man, just a homebody, nothing more
The married man, just a homebody, nothing more
The married man, just a homebody, nothing more
What’s that? The married man’s no good

If you know
The married man’s no good
The married man’s no good
(He checks your phone at night without you knowing, then sings)
The married man’s no good

The married man’s no good
If he asks about every person you follow (what’s that? Yeah, yeah)
The married man’s no good (no good)
The married man’s no good (no good)

If he doesn’t like you hanging with your friends, haha
Then
The married man’s no good
The married man’s no good

No good (Ah)

He gets nervous if he tells a lie
The married man’s no good
He’s on the phone all day
The married man’s no good

After midnight, after being online
The married man’s no good (No, no good)
You can see the fear when she looks at him
The married man’s no good

Jealousy comes out if he talks to a friend (Ah)
He works all day just to sneak out
And even if he sees nothing, he’s always snooping
From all the arguing, he’s just worn out

Baby, give me some space
Suffocated, I can’t even afford a Casio
I work all day and you’re at the gym
Then I get home and you don’t even notice me

The married man’s no good
The married man’s no good
The married man’s no good
The married man’s no good

What’s up, huh?
The married man’s no good (No, no good)
The married man’s no good (No good)
All my married guys out there, what’s up?

The married man’s no good (No, no good)
The married man’s no good
If he’s toxic or she’s toxic and won’t admit it, what’s that?
The married man’s no good
The married man’s no good

(Especially if he’s still talking to the ex)
(As if they’re still friends, really sings)
The married man’s no good
The married man’s no good

Yay got the groove
Haha, they’re gonna cancel me
[?] Give me a flush
This is for all my married guys, for all my married guys
Gang shit