Es war einmal ein Mann

Once upon a time there was a man,
who had a sponge,
the sponge was too wet for him
so he went to the street,
the street was too cold for him,
so he went into the forest,
the forest was too green for him,
so he went to Berlin,
Berlin was too small for him,
so he went back home,
home was too nice for him,
so he got into bed,
there was a mouse in the bed,
so he jumped out again-
and you're out!