Eu Sou Monobola

I only have one ball, people bully me at school
Everybody ignores me because I only have one ball, —all
I only have one ball, people bully me at school
Everybody ignores me because I only have one ball, —all

Ever since I was born, I've had this one recurring thought
My friends had two of them, why was I different?
My parents didn't explain it to me, they were too embarrassed to
And I grew up with that doubt, not knowing how to deal with it

Then I got older and understood what'd happened
I was born defective, it was a punishment from God
I only have one ball, and that is my curse
And at school everybody makes fun of me for my condition

I only have one ball, people bully me at school
Everybody ignores me because I only have one ball, —all
I only have one ball, people bully me at school
Everybody ignores me because I only have one ball, —all

But one day I had enough and decided to fight back
It's not one less ball that will get me humiliated
I only have one ball, but at least it's big
Your mom, that fat bitch, looks like an elephant

There's nothing wrong with being different
Lula has one finger missing and became president
Saci only has one leg and is a badass
So what's the issue with only having one ball?

I only have one ball, people bully me at school
Everybody ignores me because I only have one ball, —all
I only have one ball, people bully me at school
Everybody ignores me because I only have one ball, —all

A lot of famous people were born with only one ball
And that's no reason for disgust
I'll give you some examples that will blow your mind
How one missing ball doesn't affect you

Arnold Schwarzenegger (only has one ball!)
Napoléon Bonapart (only has one ball!)
Cristiano Ronaldo (only has one ball!)
And Michael Jackson? (Only has one ball!)
Wait, I think I'm forgetting to include someone
Oh, but of course!
It's Adolf

I only have one ball, I bully people at school
Everybody loves me because I only have one ball, —all
I only have one ball, I bully people at school
Everybody loves me because I only have one ball, —all