Damer

I adore your eyes, your hands, your thighs
I kiss the ground where you stand, where you sit
dusting stardust and glitter
like Peter Pan and Tinker Bell
I take off and fly around
over the cities, over the clouds
as if nothing matters anymore
I've become an animal now, I fly now
like a delightful fairy tale and
I've taken off all masks
I'm captivated by you,
shit, simply obsessed with you

I remember the night I was allowed to walk you home
from a party at a friend's.
We had stayed behind just talking.
Now we walked together in the middle of the street.
I remember well what you said when we arrived at your place;
you asked if I believed
in love at first sight
and it clicked in my head
and as romantic as Romeo and Juliet,
the impossible happened
you kissed me, I tried to say no
but you hushed me
the next thing I remember was that you were wearing pajamas.
The nights were long, the days were fine
as the cold set in, we found warmth by kissing.
We lived and floated like flowers and bees
but everything has an end. It's as people say
Shit, how long was Adam in Paradise
It became a crisis, and even in my way
My thoughts, my words, and my actions
were lost in a game as if everything was controlled by dice.
and when the stakes are high, the fall is worse
and that's how it was for me
today and unfortunately
what I thought I won, what I found in the end
when I heard about you and another guy
It was a guy I didn't know who he was
I just knew I had to find him
take him and tie him
to a tree, crush his balls
with a knee, I would nod at him,
take a knife and stab him
but what he can't do
is stop the tears
that fill the wounds
I lie injured as if shot by an uzi
I hang out with the guys, with Dane and Susi
trying to think with my head, not my heart
but it's not so easy or painless
You know I have someone in me,
a forgotten Don Juan who one day will emerge again
and make me a man again.
blowing dust and tricks and as a seducer and deceiver of you.
Hey! I both dread and look forward to it.

Chorus
I've had so many women that I could write a book about them.
I've had so many women, but I'll probably never understand them.
For over 20 years we've tried with them, tried to get them,
but will we ever understand them?
I've had so many women, but I'll probably never understand them.
I've had so many women that I could write a book about them.
For over 20 years we've tried with them, tried to get them,
but will we ever understand them?

There's never a day that goes by without me thinking
about what the future holds and what awaits
Am I cold-hearted?
Am I hard to the bone?
Am I doomed to be alone?
Well, some of the reasons where I might be to blame
didn't like to tie myself down so fucked when drunk.
An eternal search for love I found a cheeky one
was down on all fours and then she got a taste of the stick
had three at once and then it was cool,
but in hindsight, I sweat
when I think about how easy it was back then
when the biggest thing was to be the first
and if you were the king, you took the dong
and hung the pig in a tree
let it freeze so everyone could see
that it was MC Dane who had gotten her down on her knees
But we all get older and times change
and I know that several old flames still blame me
for the loss of virtue, like a Greek in the south
I'm forward, sure as you know I hate the sound
of guys complaining about the pull,
screaming and they carry themselves,
the pull is something you have, not something you learn
That doesn't mean my life is nirvana
I don't lack girls, but the right woman
girls who spread and scream there are plenty of,
but I miss one I can love and honor
that's how it's always been and how it will always be,
but I relax because if I play my cards right
one beautiful day will come.

Chorus
I've had so many women that I could write a book about them.
I've had so many women, but I'll probably never understand them.
For over 20 years we've tried with them, tried to get them
but will we ever understand them?
I've had so many women, but I'll probably never understand them.
I've had so many women that I could write a book about them.
For over 20 years we've tried with them, tried to get them
but will we ever understand them?

I've had so many women that I could write a book about them.
I've had so many women, but I'll probably never understand them.
For over 20 years we've tried with them, tried to get them
but will we ever understand them?
I've had so many women, but I'll probably never understand them.
I've had so many women that I could write a book about them.
For over 20 years we've tried with them, tried to get them
but will we ever understand them?