Du Nich

Knorkator Knorkator

You Not

I can hold my breath underwater for two minutes, you can't
I found a dinosaur footprint on the beach, you can't
I painted all the walls at home first black then green, you can't
I have over 300 passwords and phone numbers memorized ‒ you can't

I secretly built a zip line to the house across the street, you can't
I have a parakeet that says "company's here" when guests arrive, you can't
I have magnetic piercings that always point north, you can't
I have a genuine original Rolls Royce hood ornament at the golf course ‒ you can't

I yes, you no ‒ I big, you small
I strong, you weak ‒ I awesome, you lame
I wild, you tame ‒ I quick, you slow
I yes, you no ‒ I penthouse, you toilet

I figured out all the harmonies of Kiss all by myself, you can't
I found 44 bucks on the street a week ago, you can't
I can ride my bike faster than you can ... uh ... you can't
I'm a direct descendant of Leonardo da Vinci's chef ‒ you can't
I'm the fourth-best cherry pit spitter from Köpenick, you can't
I have a video of Star Trek 7 with director's commentary, you can't
I know someone who knows someone who knew Napoleon, you can't
I can determine the time of death of a water corpse by taste ‒ you can't

I yes, you no ‒ I start, you stop
I top, you flop ‒ I high, you low
I straight, you crooked ‒ I rich, you poor
I hot, you just warm

I yes, you no ‒ I stallion, you pig
I cigar ‒ you cigarette
I boots ‒ you sandals

I here, you gone ‒ I muscles, you fat
I hard, you soft ‒ I colorful, you pale
I win, you lose ‒ I apple, you mush
I right, you wrong ‒ I king, you kong

I dance, you limp ‒ I smell good, you stink
I stride, you hobble ‒ I have friends, you just buddies

  1. Du Nich
View all Knorkator songs

Most popular topics in Knorkator songs

Related artists

  1. Subway To Sally
    Subway To Sally
  2. Eisbrecher
    Eisbrecher
  3. Russkaja
    Russkaja
  4. ASP
    ASP
  5. Excrementory Grindfuckers
    Excrementory Grindfuckers
  6. Rammstein
    Rammstein
  7. Eisregen
    Eisregen
  8. E Nomine
    E Nomine