WATASHI wa UTA ga HETA

I can't sing, I really can't sing, I'm totally lost
I just can't sing, it's a total mess, BO, BOE~~

Even if I practice, it doesn't help, like a red tadpole, a-i-u-e-o
Even if I try hard, it doesn't work, crying, I made you feel bad

Even if I hog the mic all to myself
Even if I eat fish, fish, fish
Even if I study in the mountains of India
I still can't sing, it just won't get better

Study songs, they're all over the place, right now, so close
Love songs, amor, besame mucho
Life songs, somehow, it'll work out
Just shut up and follow me (wahahaha)

(Hmm, what do you think, teacher, about this song?)
(Isn't there a bit of a problem with this song?)

I can't sing, I really can't sing, I'm totally lost
(Damn, is that bad?)
I just can't sing, anyway, I can't sing, it's a total mess

Even though I'm a terrible singer
I have songs I can sing if I want
Even though I'm a terrible singer
I have my own songs I can sing

A song for cleaning, hey, hey, it's a hassle, isn't it?
A song for laundry, again, what's this for?
A cooking song, I like kelp, that's my jam
A nap song, it's just what a housewife does, right?

A shopping song, hey, what is this?
A trash song, PET BOTTLE, it's recycling
A song about my age, I'm doing well
A night duty song... ah, I still can't sing it (ehehe)