La Cigüeña
La Chancha
The Stork
When I was very little my parents taught me
"Everything related to sex is very wrong"
without such direct words, without naming the issue
they were putting a fence around an elemental truth
I thought I was going to die a virgin!! (you are very misinformed)
I thought I could get sick!! (mentally)
Then time passed and things started happening
In a very clumsy way, I started my sex life
With pornographic magazines from the neighborhood friends
Masturbating in bed with the lights off
I kept believing in the mystery (you are very misinformed)
There must be something more here (that's what you believe)
But time puts things in their place
The Berlin Wall falls and the truth is revealed
That sex is nothing more than a beautiful exercise
That can lead man to his absolute perdition
Stupidity, if shared (like daily bread)
Can become more normal (like us!!)
Nature knows what to do with its offspring
And leads them by the hand for reproduction
And when you're having the best sex of your life
God is laughing hidden in the closet
You have to take it easy (we have no other choice)
After sex, there is nothing else