Aquí Está James Bond (popurrit)

Here comes James Bond
I came all the way here because in London
I was already a joke

I'm getting old
My kidneys are shot from all these missions
They're in bad shape

I was gonna retire
And one afternoon I get a call from Bruno the mayor
I want to see you tomorrow morning, for a guy from Cádiz
It's two in the afternoon

Bruno said this
Come back to Falla, Kichi's not here anymore
And the score's on me

And I said to him
Look, Bruno, make sure I get a one or I'm going back to Falla
Your older sister

Dear James Bond
Even though I tricked the jury, everyone knows here
That whether you have top-notch lyrics or you end up outside
Or you come in second

And I came back
To fight, not with Jack the spy
But with Selu and the rest of the crew
At this big contest where I am now
Where that jury rates you
It's more dangerous with a calculator
Than Barbara Rey with a tape recorder

And even though you gotta be crazy
To swap fish and chips for cuttlefish
I said: What the hell
And here I am in Cádiz

To come to Cádiz
We moved the office
From the very Big Ben to a spot in Plaza Mina

Two thousand seven hundred boxes
A piano and twelve beds
And our boss sneaks in one morning and says

Let's do the move
Come on, come on, you

Let's see if you lend a hand
You don't even believe it yourself
Come on, come on, you
Come on, come on, you
You bastards
Come on, come on, you
You're already with the deniers
Come on, come on, you

I caught a Russian spy from the KGB
In Moscow and I kidnapped him
To make him talk, I grabbed the guy
I locked him in a room and tortured him

And I put out my cigarette on both hands
Fifteen hundred volts on the guy
And I left him naked one night in the cold
But that dude didn't say a peep

So I made him watch
A game of Cádiz against Mirandés
And in that minute forty-two
That Russian spy broke down
And said to me

Give me polonium, I want to die, give me polonium
I'd rather die than go into the second half
Give me polonium, oh to die

Now I'm gonna tell you
The best part of being James Bond
And it's that when I have lunch
I have stews two at a time

If the stew
Gets spicy
And it feels like a burn
I take off the silencer
And I put it right here in one go

And no one notices a thing
And no one notices a thing
It takes away the explosion
It takes away the explosion
But it doesn't take away the smell

Hey, you're right
I'm not touching this anymore

While on a mission in Vietnam
I got caught by three spies and they injected me
With the truth serum
To make me talk about the national government
Telling all the truth

They asked me about Pedro Sánchez
The Vietnamese guy said
With the truth serum
Right in the vein
And as soon as that serum hit my heart
I said

Pedro Sánchez is ah
A hell of a guy ah
Pedro Sánchez is ah
A hell of a guy ah
A hell of a gentleman

Listen
It's hard to say it even with the serum

A lot of people ask me
If we'll come back again
If this is just for one year
Or will they see me again
It depends

The truth is it's a shame
'Cause I love what you do
I hope you come back to Falla
In twenty twenty-six

It depends
It depends
What does it depend on?
Well, on Yuyu's wife, that's what it depends on

It depends
What does it depend on?
She never gets mad anymore, but it depends

When I don't show up at COAC
When the contest doesn't start to miss me
When I'm only in style with the blind folks at a barbecue

When in February I'm no longer on stage
When I don't have the strength to rehearse
When those who know say what the hell has Yuyu done in carnival

When you don't like any of that I wrote
When you say at Falla what a drag the medley is
When my nonsense bores you and you go drink at the bar
Never forget that I did all this for you

You who saw me climbing the steps
You who saw me debut as an apprentice
You who learned in these fourteen years
That there's also life and a carnival without me

I who am a lifetime second prize
And who you never heard complain
I'd rather be a dove than get hooked on winning
When you know you don't have to win

When I no longer feel like putting on a costume
When I'd rather be at home than coming here to sing
I want you to never forget that if one day my little cup
Asks me

I’ll still keep one last cuplé
For you
I’ll still keep one last cuplé
For you