Soy Feo Pero Rico

Today I left the house with half faith and a terrible style
To show that I'm the toughest, that I'm the coolest of the whole gang
I caught the grasshoppers, wiped them with the kitchen cloth
And casually flirted with the neighbor
I put on a cut-off shirt, styled my hair with gel
Then I took off, chewed some gum, and went out to hunt

I'm ugly, but rich, rich, rich
I'm ugly, but rich, rich, rich
I'm ugly, but rich, I can't explain that
I'm ugly, but rich, rich, rich
I'm ugly, but rich, rich, rich
I'm ugly, but rich, I'm not Federico

I arrived at the party, I knew where the action was
Get ready girls, because I'm clear that this is my night
Looking sharp and feeling cool, sorry, ladies
In my pocket a clove of garlic and four moths
With confidence I started flirting, had to salvage something
I spat a little, combed my eyebrows, and started dancing

I'm ugly, but rich, rich, rich
I'm ugly, but rich, rich, rich
I'm ugly, but rich, I can't explain that
I'm ugly, but rich, rich, rich
I'm ugly, but rich, rich, rich
I'm ugly, but rich, I'm not Federico

And the clapping, and the clapping
Clap your hands up!

And a sensual curly-haired girl arrived, swaying her hips as she passed by
She uses good shampoo and, by how good she smells, she must use coral
She approached and I spoke to her from behind, didn't know what would happen
Hey, my girl! My name is Carlitos and I'm here to sing to you

I'm ugly, but rich, rich, rich
I'm ugly, but rich, rich, rich
I'm ugly, but rich, I can't explain that
I'm ugly, but rich, rich, rich
I'm ugly, but rich, rich, rich
I'm ugly, but rich, I'm not Federico

The turtle combo!