El Mamon de La Pistola
La Cuca
The Gun's Jerk
Don't let him in your house
he has a hollow head like a pumpkin
he always carries his bundle hidden in his waist
he thinks he's a human but he's trash
Oh no here comes the jerk
oh no the gun's jerk
Don't let him drink your tequila
he gets really rough really macho and then annihilates you
with his little toy he feels like a tough guy
but Mrs. Olga told me he doesn't even stand out
Oh no here comes the jerk
oh no the gun's jerk
Let's see who has the biggest one
let's see who has the biggest one
Oh no here comes the jerk
oh no the gun's jerk
