Yo Nunca Quise

I never wanted to bathe,
I swear to God.
Because I'm special,
I can't fit the soap.

I never wanted to bathe,
I swear to God.
Because I'm special,
I can't fit the soap.

And even though time passes and I haven't bathed,
If I bathe, the drain gets clogged.
Without bathing, I'm happy,
I really like to hang out like this.

And even though time passes and I haven't bathed,
If I bathe, the drain gets clogged.
Without bathing, I'm happy,
I really like to hang out like this.

I never wanted to bathe,
I swear to God.
Because I'm special,
I can't fit the soap.

I never wanted to bathe,
I swear to God.
Because I'm special,
I can't fit the soap.

I'm a slob, I never bathe.
If I bathe, the drain gets clogged.
I'm a slob, and I'm allergic to soap,
Don't complain, go bathe yourself.

Hello, how are you, you don't greet me,
Is it because I smell really bad?
Because if I happen to bathe,
A torrential rain will come down.