Roast Yourself Challenge

This is the big-browed girl from YouTube
I may be ugly but I've got attitude
They say you were in the magazine
Tell me how you did it with so few subs

This is the big-browed girl from YouTube
I may be ugly but I've got attitude
They say you were in the magazine
Tell me how you did it with so few views

This is Mafe Méndez's channel
If I'm famous, it's for being easy, you get me?
Don't I speak English?
But bitches: I don't care

You snuck into the golden squad
And with Santi Maye, you want to stay
Don't worry, keep being fresh
Keep uploading a video every month
Well!
Do you think you're viral?
With a video that's not even on your channel?
Fatal!
Stop the partying already
Never!
So you learn what Colombia is

This is the big-browed girl from YouTube
I may be ugly but I've got attitude
They say you were in the magazine
Tell me how you did it with so few subs

This is the big-browed girl from YouTube
I may be ugly but I've got attitude
They say you were in the magazine
Tell me how you did it with so few views

Friends, I'm sick, I can't record
No, just kidding!
Some ask me if I eat well
That I'm skinny, there's nothing to grab onto
Others shout at me to stop eating!
Exercise, start running
More bruised than a banana in the square
You leave everyone who hugs you worried

Friends, what's happening
Is that I have idiopathic thrombocytopenic purpura
What? What's that thing?
Idiopathic thrombocytopenic purpura
Idiopathic thrombocytopenic purpura
Idiopathic thrombocytopenic purpura

This is the big-browed girl from YouTube
I may be ugly but I've got attitude
They say you were in the magazine
Tell me how you did it with so few subs

This is the big-browed girl from YouTube
I may be ugly but I've got attitude
They say you were in the magazine
Tell me how you did it with so few views

I treated Christian like an idiot
To become famous with Alejo
I don't understand what they're talking about so much
If I messed up, it was with Debrayan

Uh, I was like crazy
But anyone can make a mistake
Don't worry, I'm fine
Don't follow my example
No, seriously, all good

This is the big-browed girl from YouTube
I may be ugly but I've got attitude
They say you were in the magazine
Tell me how you did it with so few subs

This is the big-browed girl from YouTube
I may be ugly but I've got attitude
They say you were in the magazine
Tell me how you did it with so few views