La Mula

It's a general who comes to find a place to shoot
In the field he is and advancing, it couldn't be less
Agapito is with his mule Juan who doesn't want to move
And that soldier who wants to pass and starts to get impatient

Get out of there - do me a favor - respect the authority
Agapito scratching his crotch and the mule looking bad
Agapito very calm, come on Juan move
These city people always come in a hurry
This stubborn mule that doesn't want to move
Have a little patience, wait a bit

Get out of there - do me a favor - respect the authority
Agapito scratching his crotch and the mule looking bad
The homeland calls, the blood boils in the soldier's veins
who has very little patience
In a disastrous maneuver, he gets behind the mule and with a powerful kick
sends him to hell

That soldier in the middle of the wheat field, uniform torn
Hard to breathe, hard to walk, what a blow he's taken
Look how he's screwed passing behind
Look how he's screwed passing behind
My mule never hurries
You have to be careful because these animals never warn
The villagers at the tavern are cracking up
Your mule is from the Warsaw Pact

That general in the hospital will have time to think
That mules don't understand anything about military strategy.