En Londres

Here the BBC with the latest of the latest,
the very, very and the most, most
And the top of the top little dolls!
If in London they itch an egg,
Here everyone scratches themselves.
If there they have Thatcher,
Here we have Ardanza.
If the phones don't work,
they worry and frightened
They ask the traveler.
What are they doing now in London?

Their bird brains
are left without food,
they jerk off on the floor
with their gaze lost on
the Piccadilly postcard,
and the very foolish ones ask
the crystal ball,
What are they doing now in London?
........... How good!