2 + 2 = Tres

If two plus two were three
This world wouldn't be as it is
The calculation wouldn't give what I have
In that case, the four would be lame

If two plus two were three
You wouldn't see this world as you see it
And in the untimely sum of the sides
The square would be missing a side

If two plus two were three
It would surely calm your stress a bit
There would be one less point of inflation
And in the store, a peso in my favor

If two plus two were three
This blues wouldn't be as it is
Instead of two by four
It would be four by three or three by three
Or two by three

Two by three? It's raining

And how different life would be
If I subtracted from every sum
And how fortunate our fate would be
That the horned ones would be unicorns
And I would be one day closer
To discharge from the asylum