La Sancha

The side chick has arrived, she's going to pass by
Ooh! ooh! what a way to walk
The side chick has arrived, she's going to pass by
Ooh! ooh! what a way to walk
Who's sitting on that bench
Legs crossed, could it be the side chick
They say she's got several guys already eyeing her
With just one look, she drives them crazy
She's got even grandpa all riled up
My buddy even dyed his hair
They say she dresses very flashy
With stockings that keep falling down
They say she wears more makeup than a clown
But that's how she stirs up the whole crowd
They say she moves all around
She's got my poor brothers-in-law on her list

How the side chick dances, forward and backward
She says she's got class
More class than the rest
How the side chick dances, right and left
Dancing on top of the table
Says she can handle three
Sergio the dancer turned into a flower
Today he moves his little hand, they say it's a sight
He told the side chick, share my love
And the side chick said oh! no, please
The cool rancher insisted so much
But the little side chick never gave in
The cool rancher with his big mustache
Told the side chick you have no forgiveness
Gabino Barrera before he died
Cried for the side chick, she wasn't sincere
Gabino Barrera before he died
They called him the crybaby, thought she was a beast
And Don Simon's heart hurts
Because the side chick is just playing around
She took his money, left him in ruin
That's what he thought, who knows what she eats

Hey, baby
Who's the side chick, who could she be
Everyone, everyone wants to meet her
She could be a blonde, or a nurse
The teacher, the maid, or a rancher
When the side chick hits the streets
No conquest fails her
She winks as she passes by
Damn, she's so flirty
She's wearing her skirt, a long skirt
And a smile, but so flirty
And if you invite her to your house
You'll see, you'll see what happens
There goes the side chick
Running by
'Cause several girls
Are chasing her
Run, little side chick
Run quickly
Because if they catch you
Your laughter will end
Go side chick, go side chick, go
Go side chick, go side chick, go