El Corrido Del Abduzcan

Today my boss sent me a news via WhatsApp about a bastard
Without reason
It was said that this strange guy was spreading terror
To the world

He's perverse, he's evil, very diabolical and also smells like lemon
A dangerous terrorist according to the media

He's been seen in several cities shooting innocent people
What a lunatic
Be careful, he could shoot you right in the forehead
Suddenly

He's lurking around schools looking for children to see how much he can steal
With his powerful flamethrower, he's burned the entire Amazon

If you see him, don't get close or try to challenge him from afar
You screwed up
He'll give you 1 or 2 punches just because you turned around
And looked at him

His existence and his evil deeds were once just whispers
The old man is respected and everyone knows him like Abduzcan

Spread this, my people
This damn criminal

We need to find him, please

Well armed, he's not afraid of any man, he's completely crazy
And very violent
Protected by his buddy Rodolfo and El Palomo, they're alert
At all times

He's a vicious Naruto drug dealer, a very powerful drug
He's a cannibal, he says human flesh tastes very good to him

We know he's guilty of destruction, shootings, and attacks
How heavy
The whole planet fears him because he defeated Shaggy
And killed him

Surely if you encounter him in your dreams, he'll scare you
I don't want to continue with this topic, honestly
I'm scared!

Spread this, my people
This damn criminal

We need to find him, please