Carta a Santa Claus (carta pra papa Noel)
Las Ardillitas de Lalo Guerrero
Letter to Santa Claus
We're the three little squirrels
And we're here to sing
This cute little song
Because Christmas is coming
I'm Anacleto!
And I'm Demetrio!....
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Pánfilo!, Pánfilo!
-What’s up?
Why are you just standing there, Pánfilo?
Keep going!
-!Shut up!, !shut up!,
Stop bothering me!
Can’t you see I’m writing a letter
To the North Pole?,
To Santa Claus
Ahh! That’s great!
So, what are you telling him, Pánfilo?
Ah! Well, it goes like this:
Dear Mr. Claus:
!Bundle up well!,
You might catch a cold
And then what will you do?,
All the kids will be waiting for you
And if you get sick and can’t make it
It’ll be a crying fest
That we won’t be able to handle!!! Hehe!
There you go again with your nonsense, Pánfilo!
Don’t be a jerk, Pánfilo!
!Damn!..
I’m gonna tell Mr. Santa Claus
That I’ve been a good kid
And that I deserve
A thousand bucks
And a go-go girl!!
Pánfilo!
-What’s up?
Come on, Pánfilo!
You can’t ask Santa Claus for that!
You ask for toys, new stuff!
Oh, what! You all can ask for whatever you want!
And I’ll ask for what I want!
Everyone has their own tastes!, right?
Just let me finish my letter, please!
But not a go-go girl, Pánfilo!
Mr. Santa Claus,
I’m signing off now,
And tell Mrs. Claus
I said "hello!"
If you can’t bring me
What I asked for first
Then, Mr. Claus
Just send me cash! Hehe
You’re unbearable!
You’re hopeless, Pánfilo!