Hoe maak ik mij verstaanbaar in Spanje?

What is a double room?
Do you have a room for two people?
How do you say: Give me that hammer
Hammer, sir, please, thank you
A bicycle pump, a darning needle, an alarm clock
It doesn't matter if I don't know those words
Doctor, I don't feel well
In Spain it is: No meesjo don bien

Chorus:
How do I make myself understood in Spain?
Well, just with this book in my pocket
A cigarette is called a tipieljo there
And a sandwich is called panicieljo there
From Bilbao to Malaga, you can easily get by
There is not a single sentence in Jordanian
That is not translated here in Spanish

When I think about that language
A Spaniard speaks much more beautifully than us
Hueffo pasa por raqua, they say there for a soft-boiled egg
Haque hora al salle el vapor, means: What time does the boat leave from here
Dame el pado de liga, give me a piece of paper

Chorus

There is not a single sentence in Jordanian
That is not translated here in Spanish