Horóscopo
Lendakaris Muertos
Horoscope
Aries
Your teeth are full of cavities
Taurus
Your girlfriend is screwing someone else
Gemini
You're a dumbass
Virgo
I think it's over
Capricorn, Leo, Cancer
Oh my god, so much nonsense
Libra
Don't leave the house, you have no friends
Sagittarius
They hate you at work
Aquarius
Today you're gonna drown
Pisces
You caught syphilis
Capricorn, Leo, Cancer
Oh my god, so much nonsense
Aries
Taurus
Gemini
Cancer
You have cancer
