Guantánamo

Where am I?
They have locked me up
I want to call my lawyer

Will I be in Guantánamo?
But it smells like asparagus

I am in a secret prison
But I am not from al Qaeda
Jotas all day through the loudspeaker
I prefer ten days in the police station

I can't take it anymore
They want to reeducate me
I can't even jerk off
I prefer to live in Afghanistan

Guantánamo, Guantánamo
No, no
We are in Cintruénigo
Guantánamo, Guantánamo
ooooohhhhh

Will I be in Guantánamo?