Rock Bravo Chegou Para Matar

- Attention residents of the village of Sitting Dog
Rock Bravo entered the bar, be very careful, huh!

- Daddy, who is that ugly man who wants to kill everyone, huh?
- Speak softly, my son, that's Rock Bravo
- Let's... everyone get out of my way, get out of the way I said!
- I'm going to knock all this down!!!
- Now I'm leaving, but I'll be back tomorrow
To finish all this! Ha ha ha ha

Brave rock was feared
He was the terror of the backlands
No one had peace
In that whole region

To draw his revolver
He had great ease
Fast as lightning
On stormy days

Wherever he arrived
All the people hid
In the bar he entered
Confusion quickly arose

"- Give me a brandy quickly
- Ready, Rock, here's the brandy
- I don't want the brandy anymore! Exchange it for a cachaça, let's go!
- Right away, Rock, here's the cachaça instead of the brandy, you can drink
- That's how I like it! See you later!
- Rock, are you leaving without paying for the cachaça?
- Pay?! Didn't I exchange the cachaça for the brandy?
- Alright, but you didn't pay for the brandy
- How am I going to pay if I didn't drink the brandy?
There, it's paid. And you there, do you like flowers?
- Oh, Rock, I love flowers
- Tomorrow at your funeral there will be plenty of flowers! Ha ha ha

The days went by, one day Rock Bravo
Found out that in the village of Dead Cow there was a brave man
Rock went there and upon seeing the tough guy, Rock Bravo said:
- Who's the brave one here?
- The brave one here is me, why?
- Is there anyone else brave here? Who are you two?
- I'm Joanim Farofa and this famous brother of mine is Bepe Caruncho!
- Alright! The stuffing got moldy! Where's the waiter of this restaurant, huh?
- I'm here, Rock
- Is there food here?
- Do you like steak on horseback?
- I do
- Do you like fried chicken?
- I do.
- Hum... I also like it, but there isn't any
- Take it and show me some respect! You there... what are you doing? Get out of here now!
- I'll get out of here, but you're coming with me, Rock Bravo!
- Me go with you? Ha ha ha! And why?
- The reason is simple! I'm a policeman and you're under arrest, Rock Bravo!
And don't try any tricks or I'll fill you with lead, got it?
Go on, Rock Bravo, you're under arrest
- Ha ha ha ha! Me arrested? No way! There goes fire, policeman!
- I warned you, Rock Bravo! You were going to jail, now you're going to the cemetery!
You don't mess with justice!"

The bully is gone
Peace has returned to this city
Everyone lives working
Full of happiness

Rock Bravo is dead today
He received his punishment
With iron he lived hurting
With iron he was wounded

Disorderly Rock Bravo
Received his sentence
He should have understood
That crime doesn't pay