Conquistador Barato

Bam-bam-bam-bom-bom, hula hoop
Bam-bam-bam-bom-bom, hula hoop
Bam-bam-bam-bom-bom, hula hoop
Bam-bam-bam-bom-bom, hula hoop

I send the same lines to a bunch of girls
I even make lipstick stains on my clothes
I know one of these days I’m gonna get busted
'Cause I send more texts than the U.S. Navy

But when I see a girl and think, this is the real deal
I hear my teeth chattering and my knees start to shake
I say a thousand silly things, I don’t know what to say
But I throw my charm and pretend I’m okay

That I’m ruining my rep, I’m stepping in the mud
I’m tarnishing my name and making my fame worse
As a cheap conquistador, bam-bam-bam-bom-bom, hula hoop
Bam-bam-bam-bom-bom, hula hoop

I always crash my car while checking out girls on the sidewalk
And I can’t remember names, that’s just a joke
At the beach or at parties, I only get into trouble
'Cause I’m flirting with the girl and don’t even notice the guy

But when I find a girl and think this is for real
I feel like I’m just two years old
I do a thousand silly things, I don’t know what to say
I pull back 'cause I know I’m gonna lose

I’m ruining my rep, I’m stepping in the mud
I’m tarnishing my name and making my fame worse
As a cheap conquistador, bam-bam-bam-bom-bom, hula hoop
Bam-bam-bam-bom-bom, hula hoop

Bam-bam-bam-bom-bom, hula hoop
Bam-bam-bam-bom-bom, hula hoop
Bam-bam-bam-bom-bom, hula hoop
Bam-bam-bam-bom-bom, hula hoop

I’m ruining my rep, I’m stepping in the mud
I’m tarnishing my name and making my fame worse
As a cheap conquistador, bam-bam-bam-bom-bom, hula hoop
Bam-bam-bam-bom-bom, hula hoop

Spinning more than a hula hoop
Yeah-yeah-yeah, oh