Conquistador Barato

Bam-bam-bam-bom-bom, hula hoop
Bam-bam-bam-bom-bom, hula hoop
Bam-bam-bam-bom-bom, hula hoop
Bam-bam-bam-bom-bom, hula hoop

I send the same verses to a bunch of girls
I make lipstick stains on my clothes myself
I know that one of these days I'll still go to jail
Because I send more torpedoes than the US Navy
But when I see a sprout and say: Now it's for real
I hear my teeth chattering and my knees shaking
I talk a thousand nonsense, I don't know what to say
But I send my embers and pretend not to know

That I burn my film, I put my foot in the mud
I tarnish my name and make my reputation even worse
Of cheap conqueror
Bam-bam-bam-bom-bom, hula hoop
Bam-bam-bam-bom-bom, hula hoop

I always crash my car looking at the sprouts on the sidewalk
And I don't remember names, so this is a joke
At the beach or at parties I only get into trouble
Because I flirt with the girl and don't even notice the boy
But when I find a sprout and say: Now it's real
I feel like I'm only two years old
I do a thousand stupid things, I don't know what to say
I take my team out because I know I'm going to lose

I burn my film, I put my foot in the mud
I tarnish my name and make my reputation even worse
Of cheap conqueror
Bam-bam-bam-bom-bom, hula hoop
Bam-bam-bam-bom-bom, hula hoop

Bam-bam-bam-bom-bom, hula hoop
Bam-bam-bam-bom-bom, hula hoop
Bam-bam-bam-bom-bom, hula hoop
Bam-bam-bam-bom-bom, hula hoop

I burn my film, I put my foot in the mud
I tarnish my name and make my reputation even worse
Of cheap conqueror
Bam-bam-bam-bom-bom, hula hoop
Bam-bam-bam-bom-bom, hula hoop
Spinning more than a hula hoop
Yeh-yeh-yeh, ouch!