El jodedor

I sell streetcars, I sell mailboxes,
advertise squirrels and deliver mice.
I have a good fate by Pazo Carrazco
I kidnap cats and sell barbecue.
I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker.

I sell illusions and whoever pays me
I leave alone thinking nonsense.
I sell advice, rent out trust
ma'am, I sell you a Lufthansa plane.
I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker.

I sell Obelisks for beautiful towers
advertise seafood and serve slugs.
I sell garbage for good cakes
advertise culture and deliver papers.
I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker.

I sell disguised verses
I dress them in poems and they are placed.
I sell sermons in thesis attire
advertise songs and give catechesis.
I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker.

I sell watermelons, I sell plums
dentistry and toothaches.
I sell tricks to get rich,
also the exploits of Paco and Pico.
I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker.

I come someday, I promise promises
declare joys and plug in sadness.
I sell futures, I sell piggy banks
I sell kangaroos in Villa Garcia.
I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker.

I live off fraud, I'm a charlatan,
it doesn't matter, the thing is to move forward.
I sell to anyone, if they pay a peso
for two I sell myself and that's why
I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker.

I sell work to the unemployed,
and in return I take their hard-earned salary.
I say I sing the verses of the people
and if I can, I'll deal with the dictatorship.
I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker.

I say I rhyme all the stanzas,
and sometimes slip in tricky words.
I sell words instead of things,
words that mean those things.
I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker.

Instead of palm hearts, I give you artichokes
I preach peace and make missiles.
I sell war and buy science
I preach peace, but instill impatience.
I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker.

I sell very pretty mirrors, gentlemen,
I also have myths of all colors.
Like the one who proclaims he never prays
and prays even to Trotsky's program on the table.
I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker.

I sell Camilos on Camel trains
start the war and say it's them.
I sell hens with golden eggs
you turn the corner and they're bull eggs.
I'm a joker, I'm a joker. (I'm a bullshitter)

I sell civilians to the military,
and to civilians I sell napalm and missiles.
I give dictators highways
and then sell wallets to their banks.
I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker.

I offer you beauty, sell surgeries
and leave your face worse than mine.
(I'm quite a joker, I'm a little joker,
I'm quite a joker, you're a son of a bitch)
I'm a joker because I say I am
even though I'm not and that's why I am.
I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker...