El jodedor

I sell trams, I sell mailboxes
I announce squirrels and I deliver mice
I have a good fate for Paso Carrasco
I kidnap cats and sell barbecues
I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker

I sell illusions and whoever pays me
I leave him alone thinking about ramblings
I sell advice, I rent trust
Madam, I'll sell you a Lufthansa plane
I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker

I sell obelisks for beautiful towers
I advertise seafood and serve slugs
I sell junk for good cakes
I announce culture and deliver papers
I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker

I sell well disguised verses
I saw them in verses and they are placed
I sell sermons in thesis suits
I announce songs and give catechism
I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker

I sell watermelons, I sell plums
Dentistry and toothaches
I sell tricks to get rich
Also the exploits of Paco and Pico
I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker

I'll come one day, I promise promises
I declare joys and plug in sadness
I sell futures, I sell piggy banks
I sell kangaroos in Villa García
I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker

I live off fraud, I am a fraud
It doesn't matter what it is, it's just a matter of moving forward
I sell to anyone, if they pay a peso
For two I sell myself and for that reason
I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker

I sell work to the unemployed
And in exchange I take the salary earned
I say that I sing the verses of the people
And if I can deal with the dictatorship, I'll deal with it
I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker

I say that I rhyme all the stanzas
And sometimes I slip in tricky words
I sell words instead of things
Words that mean those things
I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker

Instead of hearts of palm I give you artichokes
I preach peace and make missiles
I sell war and buy science
I preach peace, but I instill impatience
I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker

I sell very pretty mirrors, gentlemen
I also have myths of all colors
Like the one who claims that he never prays
And he even prays for Trotsky's program on the table
I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker

I sell Camilos on a camel train
I start the war and say it's them
I sell chickens with golden eggs
You turn the corner and it's bull eggs
I'm a joker, I'm a joker. (he's a shitter)

I sell civilians to the military
And to the civilians napalm and missiles
I give roads to dictators
And then I sell portfolios to their banks
I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker, I'm a joker

I offer you beauty, I sell surgeries
And I leave your face worse than mine
(I'm quite a joker, I'm a little bit of a joker
I'm quite a joker, you're a son of a bitch)
I'm a joker because I say I am
Even though I am not and that is why I am
I'm a joker, I'm a joker
I'm a joker, I'm a joker