Beerserkers

It's been quite a while
Since we joined our axes
Fighting for her
The taverns are the fields

Where our hands bleed
In this holy war
We fight for her memory
So history won't be forgotten

The good she did for humanity
So I warn you, brother
Don't take her name in vain
Or we'll come to pay you a visit

We are the beerserkers
The towns don't want us
The girls get scared when they see us come
The women turn us away

Our stench frightens them
Not even the flies want to come near
We don't have napkins
Oh, you see what a problem

Our beards are gonna come in handy
We throw out the window
Every rule of decorum
Mirrors are for those who want to look at themselves

Yeah, I know this ain't right
Only a few can be
Beerserkers fighting for an ideal
Defending beer until the end

Being sober is a curse
That needs to be wiped out
It's our duty
That there's no beer without alcohol

If you see us coming to the bar
I'll give you a heads up
Finish that pint
Or we'll come to beat you up

A beerserker I was born
In a party I'll die
And what can I do
If I've been drunk since yesterday!

If one day you see us and we're
All turned upside down
Pick us up off the ground
And give us a drink!