Si t'as été à Tahiti

Tell me, where have you been this summer?
I've been to Tahiti
If you've been to Tahiti
Did you go there on foot?

I took my motorcycle
I put it on my back
And I left for Tahiti
I took my bike
I said: it's going to be hot
And I left for Tahiti

If you've been to Tahiti
You couldn't have gone there by motorcycle, right?
If you've been to Tahiti
You couldn't have gone there by bike, no, no, no

I took my pony, go on my little guy
And I left for Tahiti
I took my snake, I put it under my arm
And I left for Tahiti

If you've been to Tahiti
You couldn't have gone there by pony, ha ha
If you've been to Tahiti
You couldn't have gone there by snake, it doesn't work!

I took my hula hoop, I put on my hat
And I left for Tahiti
I took my boat, I put it on the water
And I left for Tahiti

If you've been to Tahiti
You couldn't have gone there by hula hoop
If you've been to Tahiti
You could only go by boat
But no, not by boat
You could only go by boat
But no, not by boat
You could only go by boat!
But no, come on
I took the plane
Oh really!