Cantata de la planificación familiar

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Family Planning Cantata

Family Planning Cantata opus 22 by Johann Sebastian Mastropiero. Its parts are:
Distrust the natural cycle, which is an allegro
Trust kills the man, which is the allegro coda
And calypso of the pills, calm andante senza complicazione.

Version by the tropical camerata of Les Luthiers and string orchestra.

Distrust, distrust
the natural cycle. (repeat)

It's variable, it's variable,
it's variable and can be fatal. (repeat)
Oh, oh, oh

Fasting and abstinence are a cruel solution, (repeat)
an old and unpleasant method to avoid procreation. (repeat)
Oh, oh, oh

A prepared man is worth two. (repeat)
An unprepared couple is worth three. (repeat)
Moral:
Trust kills the man,
and impregnates the woman.

....

Everybody!

Pills, pills, pills, pills...

The best way to be few (repeat)
is the pills, contraceptive pills
pills.

There are white and pink ones,
there are blue, red ones,
there are pills of all colors,
delicate their flavors,
all provide with tenderness,
safe sterility.

The best way to be few (repeat)
is the pills, contraceptive pills
pills.

Estranol, Doletindrona, Ethinyl, Estradiol,
act as sieves
for possible pregnancies
letting the bland pass
and stopping the dangerous.

The best way to be few (repeat)
is the pills, contraceptive pills.
pills.

The calendar package
a revolutionary invention
indicates the dosage
the dose for each day
do not forget any
in total there are twenty-one.

The best way to be few (repeat)
is the pills, contraceptive pills.

Pills, pills, pills, pills
if pi-pi-pills, pills, pills, pills
Planning.

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