Asi hablaba Sali Baba

Marcos Mundstock: As is well known, the prestigious Indian Guru Swami Sali Maharishi Baba, a spiritual leader with millions of followers around the world, is visiting us. Some of his acolytes are very famous people, but the majority are anonymous acolytes. According to their doctrine, the Essential Being is reborn in successive reincarnations. Sali Maharishi Baba was born in 1932, in 1812, in 1417, in 1932... etcetera, etcetera. In his various reincarnations he was the Maharaja of Calcutta, a Bengal tiger, a Ceylon chimpanzee, a Doberman flea and Koch's bacillus (in that order). On one occasion, due to an error attributable to cosmic bureaucracy, he was born several years before dying in his previous life and for a time he was two people at the same time: Erik, an old Viking pirate, and Aeneas, a young Athenian who dedicated himself to embroidery. They were very curious years for both of us. While the young embroiderer became a tough and manly being, the pirate spent the happiest years of his life surrounded by the affection of his sailors. Maharishi Baba is the author of several widely read books on doctrinal topics, such as his commentaries on the sacred books, the famous "Mah cheapah lah patatah", and his famous "Dangers of Baptism in the Waters of the Ganges, Ganges of the Office." ". Now the illustrious teacher is here to give us his teachings, we are ready to receive him.
Samarkand
New Delhi
Calcutta
Taj Mahal
Taj mejol?

Daniel Rabinovich: Our Guru is coming, the Great Master Swami Sali Maharishi Baba, Master Sali Baba is coming, we will finally know the truth. Welcome, dear teacher. We wait for him with anxiety, we receive him with gratitude, we greet him with respect, we look at him with curiosity... and come on, sit down.

(Carlos López Puccio appears on the scene walking with difficulty towards the group and sits down)

Carlos López Puccio: Hello!
Daniel Rabinovich: Hello!
Jorge Maronna: Hello!
Carlos Núñez Cortés: Hello!
Carlos López Puccio: I have come before you because I am the pristine aura of divinity.
Carlos Núñez Cortés: Laura how much?
Daniel Rabinovich: Laura Cristina!
Carlos López Puccio: Before starting this class we are going to remove all types of desire; I am going to teach you how to reduce and even cancel, for example, sexual desire.
Daniel Rabinovich: No, Master, don't worry!
Carlos López Puccio: No, no, no. Let's get rid of the image of lustful women, let's get them out of our minds.

Take it away, take it away,
Alejati Brahma Putra.

Carlos López Puccio: Our first topic today will be asanas; Asanas are the positions of the yogi. The asanas play a role of purification, of hygiene of the mind, that is, they play a toilet role. If you practice asanas when you are my age you will also have a privileged physique, because asanas help us free ourselves from the pain of our own body.

Asana, asana
Frog's butt

Carlos Núñez Cortés: Master, tell us about some of your reincarnations.
Carlos López Puccio: Oh, yes! In a reincarnation I was Sultan.
Carlos Núñez Cortés: A Turkish boss!
Carlos López Puccio: No, no, no. A police dog. And now let's feel the light within us.

Our truth is the light and we will never be extinguished because we are the light.
Our truth......

(All the lights on the stage suddenly go out and they are left in darkness)

Carlos López Puccio: No, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. Darkness is also an attribute of energy, a burst of energy.
Daniel Rabinovich: Teacher.
Carlos López Puccio: What?
Daniel Rabinovich: It's a power outage!
Carlos López Puccio: Well, if darkness has been granted to us, let's enjoy it as something long awaited. Darkness finally came! Finally the darkness came...

(The lights come back on)

Carlos López Puccio: Ah, the light finally came! Well, now let's sing and dance.

Let's sing, because we are in harmony.
Let's dance because we are enlightened.
Let's jump 'cause we're in the energy

Carlos Núñez Cortés: Let's sit down because I'm very tired.
Carlos López Puccio: Okay, so to finish I'm going to answer a personal question to each of you. Let's see, you start.
Carlos Núñez Cortés: Yes. Master, I would like to know what the origin of the Universe is.
Carlos López Puccio: Oh, look! Inside each of us is the Universe and all its beings, do you understand? You do not understand? Look look. When you die you can reincarnate into any living being, for example an animal. Get it now? It seems to me that you have begun to reincarnate ahead of time. Let's see, you ask.
Jorge Maronna: Master, Master. My son is about to enter university but he doesn't know if he wants to be a doctor or a lawyer. He doesn't know what he wants to be...
Carlos López Puccio: He doesn't know what he wants to be... Listen: Is being better at being? Is being and being in the fact of being? The best thing must be to lie in Esther's bed... Let's see, the third. What did you want to ask?
Daniel Rabinovich: No, nothing, thank you.
Carlos López Puccio: Well, then for today we are going to finish, you continue prac… prac… prac… practicing the asanas and remember that if you practice the asanas when you are my age you will also have a privileged physique.
Daniel Rabinovich: How old are you, Master?
Carlos López Puccio: Thirty-five. And remember that every being believes it is everything but nothing is everything. Everything is just nothing. The bird is nothing, because it flies. The fish is everything, because it is nothing.
Everyone: Thank you for everything.
Carlos López Puccio: You're welcome.