Cancion a la independencia de Feudalia

Carlos Núñez Cortés: Silence, students! Silence students! Mr. Maronna, I said silence. Mr. Director, Miss Vice-Director, Madam President of the Association of Cupcakes... Cooperator, Cooperator! Dear teachers, dear fathers, dear mothers... young people! Today we celebrate a new anniversary of the independence of our Republic of Feudalia. A new anniversary because the previous one was already old.
Daniel Rabinovich: For me, this one sucks...
Carlos Núñez Cortés: Mr. Maronna. Say it out loud, so we can all laugh. And what does independence mean? Independence comes from Latin: "in", which means inside, and "dependence", which in turn comes from "de" and "pendencia", that is, something that is pending, "pending"; "pen", national executive power, and "diente", from "di-ente", that is, double entity, "en-te", "en", within, and "te", a drink prepared by infusion . In other words, the national executive branch has yet to have tea. And now, in homage to Feudalia, let us sing!
Daniel Rabinovich: The Seventh Regiment is the best of all...
Carlos Núñez Cortés: Maronna! He's got a one, he's got a one! Yeah! Let us sing the song of independence, with one eye on history, and another on the present, and another on the future.

Chorus:

Long live the country, save Feudalia,
May he live and save the ideal that remains to us
with the example of our rulers
Let the pepa live and save himself who can.

Foreign banks always exploit us
We don't need outside bankers
our bankers, our compatriots
They know how to scam us better than anyone.

The officials are, however,
noble patriots of selfless life
They respect their position, they value their position
and they never take care of anything.

Without foreign influence, let's live
pure, Feudalia, just like you;
Today on your day we sing to you:
"Happy birthday to you."