Amor a Primera Vista

Next we will present the first of the great artists who will entertain us tonight... Sorry, who will liven up the evening. He is a great guitarist and singer-songwriter: Jorginho da'Bahia... Da'Bahia Blanca. As you know, the most successful comedy this season has been 'Infidelities', which humorously tells a story about the thorny topic of infidelity. Jorginho performs 'Love at First Sight'

It was a lustful night
It was love at first sight
I met a beautiful woman
And achieved a great conquest

(Enter Carlos and Daniel, and stand behind Jorginho as accompaniment)

I met at a gathering
Two very beautiful women
And engaged in conversation
With one of them

I proposed her to come to my house
I wanted her to be mine
She said 'I am married
Otherwise, I would love to'

I told her very beautiful things
I told her sincerely
With one hand on the heart
In her heart

My intention is to spend life
Together with you from now on
And if not the whole life
At least an hour

I insisted so sweetly
That in the end she said 'Alright, I'll go
My husband is absent today
He is a guitarist in Les Luthiers'

(Both guitarists, Carlos and Daniel, behind the performer, are surprised)

She continued explaining
'My husband is considered an artist
He earns a living by playing
But he is a terrible guitarist'

(Daniel plays a flamenco beat, Carlos doesn't know how to play)

'He is so stingy it's irritating
Only in one thing he's not mean
He is a great lover
A great lover of wine'

(Carlos gestures that Daniel drinks a lot)

'His appearance is rough and brutal
He's somewhat like a puppet
A face nothing special
Without a beard and with a mustache

(It is revealed that Daniel is the one they talk about, he exits the stage and returns with a knife)

It was a lustful night
It was love at first sight
Although things happened
In an unexpected way

How sweet life is
Now that I met her
Life for me
Is all peace and joy

(Carlos and Daniel silently fight, because Daniel wants to kill Jorginho, and Carlos explains how bad it would look in the show if his entrails were scattered, or if Jorginho's head rolled among the audience. Daniel starts flirting with the ladies in the audience)

She told me that her husband
Was a repulsive being
Hunched, shriveled
Dirty and smelly

Suddenly she stopped me
And said coldly
'I would never cheat on my husband
I truly love him'

(Daniel apologizes to the ladies and says goodbye to them)

I wanted to speak tenderly to her
She said, 'enough, don't continue'
And she left suddenly
Leaving me with her friend

And then it was indeed a lustful night
It was love at first sight
The friend was the wife
Of the other guitarist