Candonga de los colectiveros
Les Luthiers
Bus Drivers' Song
We are the bus drivers who fulfill our duty
You can't, I'm sorry, neither get off nor get on
I don't like to compromise with a moving car
Except when it's elderly people who want to get off
Let them go if they are healthy: I won't stop
We are the bus drivers who fulfill our duty
I don't have small change when I have to collect
Either they pay me with coins, or they get off, no messing around
But yes, faced with the offense of paying me with ten thousand
In fifty-cent coins, I give the change very kindly
We are the bus drivers who fulfill our duty
I always run, never give up, with courage and valor
If the traffic light is red, I accelerate without fear
But I don't forget the brake when going at high speed
With the bus full, real bumps indeed
We are the bus drivers who fulfill our duty
When it rains, I approach the sidewalk in a helpful manner
Splashing with the wheel those who wait, I'm great
If the asphalt is wet, I stop far from the curb
There's always the rushed one who gets a stumble
We are the bus drivers who fulfill our duty
We are the bus drivers who fulfill our duty