El oso carpintero

This is the story of a woodpecker bear who smoked weed
He cried because his little ones asked him for a puff
-Hey daddy, I want another puff
The bear told the smoker to light me up, roll me around
-Hey daddy, I want a pill
From the hill, the frog watched them and the bear clumsily rolled the joint
-Hey daddy, don't roll the joint

Chorus

-Hey daddy, I want to get high
No, son, don't overdo it
My dad turned out to be a little gay
Alright, son, smoke this joint

That's what happens for smoking weed, that's what happens for smoking weed, that's what
happens for smoking weed, that's what happens for smoking weed
The bear invited the walrus' brother who ate a cookie, a weed cookie
-Hey daddy, I feel weird
Yes, son, you're stoned

That's what happens for smoking weed, that's what happens for smoking weed, that's what
happens for smoking weed, that's what happens for smoking weed
That's what happens for smoking weed, that's what happens for smoking weed, that's what
happens for smoking weed, that's what happens for smoking weed
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