Balada De Chusy

I hope you put your cheek on the stairs of your house and roll down like a ball
I hope you sit in your bathroom, flush the toilet, and end up in the Guaire
I want your car to get stolen and roll down the hill without the handbrake
I hope you go bald, I hope you get gray hairs, I hope you get more warts
on every part of your face.

I want you to get mugged and come out all clean, in wigs or with 20 nails
I hope you swallow those little pills and end up looking like Chilindrina
I hope your girlfriend gets locked up, gets deported, gets pregnant, and heads to the Moon
I hope you go bald, I hope you get gray hairs, I hope you get more warts
on every part of your face.